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(- 3 words that completely changed my life once I fully accepted them  (via bl-ossomed)

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retiredjesus:

person: i heard if u bend the iphone 6 it bends.

me: i heard if u set clothes on fire, they burn. wtf did u expect would happen




lebaenese:

My goal is to be that rich single aunt that flies everywhere and wears designer clothing and brings expensive gifts to her less successful family members




thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?